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[team_sociopath]

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[Thud. Thump. CRASH. Pause, the faint creak of floorboards.]

owww...

CRASH.. Thud. Commence whining.]


He-eeey... what's going on..?

Comments

[inmyothertights]

I don't know! I mean, maybe you're sick?

[team_sociopath]

I feel fine except for the

[team_sociopath]

...damnit!

[inmyothertights]

When we grow up we finish our sentences.

[team_sociopath]

When we fall over in the middle of the hallway we don't.

[inmyothertights]

Again?

Dude!

[team_sociopath]

It's not like I wanted to!

[inmyothertights]

Man maybe you are sick. You've got some speedster virus.

[team_sociopath]

I don't even wanna try running right now.

[inmyothertights]

...bed? I'll bring you soup.

[team_sociopath]

Man, I like, never get sick! Totally unfair. Are you sure you're not magicing me somehow?

[inmyothertights]

No spells as of yet today.

[team_sociopath]

You don't really think I'm really sick, do you?

[inmyothertights]

I don't know! My powers are always wonky, I wouldn't know the difference.

[team_sociopath]

I guess I hafta sit on the couch and watch movies until I get better.

We'll probably be out of ice cream.

[inmyothertights]

We can watch the Matrix trilogy and throw shit at the screen.

[team_sociopath]

...The batteries in the remote are dead.

[inmyothertights]

Batteries?

I need no such thing as batteries, big brother.

[team_sociopath]

And I think the milk went bad.

[inmyothertights]

No way. I only got it yesterday!

[team_sociopath]

Dude, there's some serious weirdness going down here.

[inmyothertights]

Okay maybe it's not you.

[team_sociopath]

Yeah I don't think it is. So I'm probably not dying. Probably.

[inmyothertights]

Is this a curse?

[team_sociopath]

Yeah I dunno, it's like everything's just going wrong that can, in little ways.