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Apr. 30th, 2012 08:36 pm
team_sociopath: (][I hate public transportation)
Wait, how is it Monday?!

Creepy time warp? Or did I forget something?


...And how messed up is it that creepy time warp is the answer that worries me less?


[ooc; backdated to earlier today! 'Fatigue Day' all weekend 8)]

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Apr. 17th, 2012 10:51 pm
team_sociopath: (][you make my head hurt)
[VOICE]

This morning it was kind of cute.

Now, I'm pretty sure my window's blown out. And I can't get the door shut. Annnnd... I'm just gonna stay on the couch until they go away.

[He's mostly only annoyed that he can't be properly annoyed.]

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Sep. 29th, 2011 02:33 pm
team_sociopath: (][fffffffffffffft)
The day after a curse is kind of like having an awful hangover, except you've got the crappy luck to remember all the stupid stuff you did.

In related news... Anyone want these?



I don't think I can stand to look at them long enough to blow them up.

][ 026

Sep. 18th, 2011 07:02 pm
team_sociopath: (][ pink: it's like red but not quite)
][ VIDEO

The lesson for today:

Pink hair on girls? Awesome.

Pink hair on guys? Not so much.


As usual, the first person to see me and say Billy what did you do to your hair? wins all the punching I can manage in five-minute interval. Which, if you didn't know, is kind of a lot.

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Jul. 1st, 2011 06:04 pm
team_sociopath: (][touchy-feely bullshit)
Okay, so today I learned something.

If you get stupid cursed and do something crazy, like basically take over a bar and buy everyone several rounds of drinks, because you think you can afford it and you tell the bartender to put it on your tab, you have to pay that tab. Even if you can prove you aren't whoever you said you were that day and the whole thing's just a crazy misunderstanding. Also, if you blew up broke a few chairs at some point in the evening, you have to pay for those too.

Even if it's totally not your fault.

So uh.

I need a job.


For those of you who don't know me, I'm Tommy Shepherd. I'm really fast. Like, you wouldn't believe how fast. It'll take you longer to tell me where to bring something than it'll take me to get it there. Also, you know, I fight bad guys and save the world while looking awesome on a regular basis, but I'm not sure if that's a marketable skill here.


Also, if you spoke to me last weekend, basically ignore everything I said. I'm really not that much of a jerk.

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Feb. 20th, 2011 08:26 pm
team_sociopath: (][let me down this is too slow!)
How do people deal with this? Being so slooow? Oh my god, why isn't it midnight?

These curse weekends are so totally lame!

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Jan. 28th, 2011 03:02 pm
team_sociopath: (][you make my head hurt)
Waking up the day after a curse is like waking up with a hangover, except without the fun part.

Um.

Does anyone want some, like. Motivational posters?

And by some I mean a lot.

][ 013

Jan. 11th, 2011 01:12 pm
team_sociopath: (][let me down this is too slow!)
][ACCIDENTAL AUDIO;

Hnnngghhhhhhhhh....... urrrrrrrrrrrrkkkk......

[Quiet, rising from the depths, the moan of an eldritch horror waking from its nightmares, the wyrm who circles the earth chewing on its tail and groaning in its infinite solitude-- no, no. Just Tommy, moaning quietly in abject misery.]

whhyyyyyyyyy...... [it rises, its crescendo a sharp whine, interrupted by the scuffling and muffled rustle of blankets as he tosses and turns in bed.

After that there's a loud sneeze, followed by a prolonged coughing fit.]

not... faiiir...

[Another (rather pathetic) sneeze, and the recording ends.]

][004

Aug. 13th, 2010 12:33 pm
team_sociopath: (][ow ow ow)
][audio;

[Thud. Thump. CRASH. Pause, the faint creak of floorboards.]

owww...

CRASH.. Thud. Commence whining.]



He-eeey... what's going on..?

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