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[team_sociopath]

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[Thud. Thump. CRASH. Pause, the faint creak of floorboards.]

owww...

CRASH.. Thud. Commence whining.]


He-eeey... what's going on..?

Comments

[team_sociopath]

Dude, there's some serious weirdness going down here.

[inmyothertights]

Okay maybe it's not you.

[team_sociopath]

Yeah I don't think it is. So I'm probably not dying. Probably.

[inmyothertights]

Is this a curse?

[team_sociopath]

Yeah I dunno, it's like everything's just going wrong that can, in little ways.

[inmyothertights]

Don't touch the bread.

[team_sociopath]

Dude I'm not like, poisonous or something.


Am I?

[inmyothertights]

I just don't want it to mold!

[team_sociopath]

I'm doomed to starve to death!

[inmyothertights]

You won't starve after a day!

[team_sociopath]

You don't know that.

[inmyothertights]

I totally do.

[team_sociopath]

You can't prove it.

[inmyothertights]

You can.

[team_sociopath]

Not right now I can't.

[inmyothertights]

If you start to starve do you want me to feed you rotten bread?

[team_sociopath]

And make my death even more horrible?

How come you can't just, you know. Uncurse things. Or me. Mostly me. Or yourself, if you're cursed?

[inmyothertights]

My magic doesn't work that way.

[team_sociopath]

Well I think it should.

[inmyothertights]

If my magic worked the way you thought it should, I would be able to provide you a limitless supply of pizza while you run across the world.

[team_sociopath]

And that would totally rock. What's your point?

[inmyothertights]

My magic doesn't work that way.

[team_sociopath]

But it should.