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[Thud. Thump. CRASH. Pause, the faint creak of floorboards.]

owww...

CRASH.. Thud. Commence whining.]

He-eeey... what's going on..?

I don't know! My powers are always wonky, I wouldn't know the difference.

I guess I hafta sit on the couch and watch movies until I get better.

We'll probably be out of ice cream.

We can watch the Matrix trilogy and throw shit at the screen.

...The batteries in the remote are dead.

Batteries?

I need no such thing as batteries, big brother.

And I think the milk went bad.

No way. I only got it yesterday!

Dude, there's some serious weirdness going down here.

Okay maybe it's not you.

Yeah I don't think it is. So I'm probably not dying. Probably.

Is this a curse?

Yeah I dunno, it's like everything's just going wrong that can, in little ways.

Don't touch the bread.

Dude I'm not like, poisonous or something.

Am I?

I just don't want it to mold!

I'm doomed to starve to death!

You won't starve after a day!

You don't know that.

I totally do.

You can't prove it.

You can.

Not right now I can't.

If you start to starve do you want me to feed you rotten bread?

And make my death even more horrible?

How come you can't just, you know. Uncurse things. Or me. Mostly me. Or yourself, if you're cursed?

My magic doesn't work that way.

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