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Thomas Shepherd ([personal profile] team_sociopath) wrote2011-07-01 06:04 pm

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Okay, so today I learned something.

If you get stupid cursed and do something crazy, like basically take over a bar and buy everyone several rounds of drinks, because you think you can afford it and you tell the bartender to put it on your tab, you have to pay that tab. Even if you can prove you aren't whoever you said you were that day and the whole thing's just a crazy misunderstanding. Also, if you blew up broke a few chairs at some point in the evening, you have to pay for those too.

Even if it's totally not your fault.

So uh.

I need a job.


For those of you who don't know me, I'm Tommy Shepherd. I'm really fast. Like, you wouldn't believe how fast. It'll take you longer to tell me where to bring something than it'll take me to get it there. Also, you know, I fight bad guys and save the world while looking awesome on a regular basis, but I'm not sure if that's a marketable skill here.


Also, if you spoke to me last weekend, basically ignore everything I said. I'm really not that much of a jerk.

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-07-01 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch! How much do you owe them?

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-07-01 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could get a job as a marathon winner! Do people get paid for that?

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-07-01 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, right. Payment.

I dunno, what else can you do?

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-07-02 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Does this place have a post office?

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-07-02 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I could fly over and see if I see one!

[identity profile] dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com 2011-07-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, seriously.

Have you ever had a job before? I just got my first one here in The City.
inmyothertights: (Billy - facepalm)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2011-07-01 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll give you a recommendation if you need one.
inmyothertights: (Billy - floating~)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2011-07-01 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
'He's my brother but I can't guarantee he won't eat your pizza.'
inmyothertights: (Billy - higher where I belong)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2011-07-01 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
'He's my brother and if he doesn't get a job I have to cover his half of the rent, so I'm motivated to make sure he doesn't show up late?'
inmyothertights: (Billy - hesitating)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2011-07-01 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No one is threatening to do something like break your kneecaps, right?
inmyothertights: (Billy - call me argueswithspeed)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2011-07-02 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
If they do I got your back.
inmyothertights: (Default)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2011-07-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Sure.

Just don't take any jobs that involve caring for livestock.

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