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[team_sociopath]

Dude, if you're all gonna come visit, you should at least bring take-out or something. The pizza places around here suck.

Also, if anyone out there is me from another universe or whatever, we have to race. And I am going to kick your ass.

[ooc; Tommy can handle pretty much anything, please avoid spoilers on recent events for everyone's well-being. <3 Backdating friendly of course! Will be delayed til after I get familial stuff outta the way~]

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[thunderingoaf.livejournal.com]

Are you proposing a feast?

1/2

[team_sociopath]

[team_sociopath]

Sure. Are you proposing to pay for it?

[thunderingoaf.livejournal.com]

I have not the currency of this realm. Pity too because I'm famished.

[team_sociopath]

I pretty much mooch off my brother for meals.

[thunderingoaf.livejournal.com]

Enough for three?

[team_sociopath]

I'm sure he can spot us.

[redcapedwitch.livejournal.com]

... Oh my god. You are just like Tawny.

She always demands that we bring her food. Or bring her with us.

[team_sociopath]

Being fast and awesome works up an appetite. Billy at least offers half the time.

Have you guys-- girls?-- tried deep fried candy bars? Because they're pretty awesome.

[redcapedwitch.livejournal.com]

Because that won't go straight to my hips or anything. _{But maybe if I put on some weight my boobs will be bigger.}

[team_sociopath]

Don't you like, burn it all off with magic? Billy does.

[redcapedwitch.livejournal.com]

I mean, I can't shift it away like Terry, or run it off like Tawny. And my metabolism isn't even close to Kale's or Casper's or even Ellie's. Jamie doesn't even have to eat.

... How do you burn calories using magic anyway?

[team_sociopath]

...Kale. [Now there is a depressing thought.]

Ask Billy, I dunno, he eats like I do. Maybe it's not the magic, maybe it's just the neuroses.

[hotandspeedy.livejournal.com]

You? Kick my ass?

Bring it, manself.

AND ALL THE UNIVERSES EVER IMPLODED.

[team_sociopath]

Just you wait, babe-me. I'm leaving you in the dust. Pick the place.

IN THE MOST AMAZING WAY

[hotandspeedy.livejournal.com]

You are not.

I'm hotter and faster.

And I can't pick a place. I don't know shit about what's 'round here.

KABOOOOOM!!1~

[team_sociopath]

You are not-- okay, you might be hotter to me but I bet you find me hotter than you find you.

[Shut up, it's logic.]

Find the fountain?

WITH SPARKLES

[hotandspeedy.livejournal.com]

... Damn. Your logic is flawless.

You're on.

SPARKLES BEYOND THE SPEED OF LIGHT

[team_sociopath]

[Wait, sorry, what was that? He's already waiting at the fountain.]

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Hey, we can't control what we bring anymore than you can.

[team_sociopath]

Lame. I could really go for pizza.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

You could learn to make your ow- No, you'd never make it through the proofing period.

[team_sociopath]

I'll have you know I am perfectly competent.

Just lazy.

And it wouldn't be the same anyway.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, that's true. Man, there's just something that some places do to their crust.

Like dump chocolate sauce on it, sometimes.

[team_sociopath]

That sounds kinda gross.