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[team_sociopath]

How do people deal with this? Being so slooow? Oh my god, why isn't it midnight?

These curse weekends are so totally lame!

Comments

[team_sociopath]

Uuugghhhhhhh.

[inmyothertights]

Moping won't make it better.

[team_sociopath]

It'll make me feel better, that should count for something.

[inmyothertights]

Will it actually make you feel better or is it just a placebo?

[team_sociopath]

Oh, dude, when did your mom get here?

[inmyothertights]

You know I'm right.

[team_sociopath]

You are a giant dork.

[inmyothertights]

A giant dork who is right.

[team_sociopath]

Whatever.

[inmyothertights]

....okay I can fix this by taking you flying.

[Voice]

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

[Kind of not so secretly finding this amusing a little bit.] I don't think that I've heard of a slow curse.

[team_sociopath]

I feel like you are patronizing me.

[inmyothertights]

Will that change the fact that you'll be flying?

[Voice]

[team_sociopath]

I guess I found one. How do people live like this?

[Voice]

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

You don't sound particularly slow. What's it doing, exactly?

[Voice]

[team_sociopath]

Maybe not to you. I'm like... not... me.

[team_sociopath]

Couldn't you just magic me back to full speed?

[inmyothertights]

I don't think it works that way.

[team_sociopath]

Lame.

[Voice]

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

Who are you, then?

[Voice]

[team_sociopath]

Usually, Speed.

[Voice]

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

I thought your name was Tommy.

[Voice]

[team_sociopath]

It is. Speed's like, a nickname, let's say, but the point is that's what I do.

[Voice]

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

[Thank your bones that the only drugs that start with an S that she's accustomed to are all troll-drugs.] So, you're fast?

[Voice]

[team_sociopath]

Like you wouldn't believe.

[He sounds utterly miserable. Melodramatic teenager is melodramatic. Also, currying a little sympathy never hurt anyone.]