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[team_sociopath]

HOW TO BECOME A SUPERHERO
- THE THOMAS SHEPHERD TECHNIQUE -

1. Blow up your high school
2. Get arrested
3. Get transferred to morally questionable superjuvie
4. Get busted out by team of wannabe superheroes
5. Discover you look awesome in green
6. Stick around and flirt with the hot chick on the team

Comments

[team_sociopath]

I think it's a universally recognized fact that I do.

But whatever. I mean, you didn't really use the Thomas Shepherd Technique so it doesn't matter, y'know?

[lookjustlike]

Riiiiight.

Yeah, you've probably got a monopoly on that one.

[team_sociopath]

One of a kind.

In spite of the identical twin thing.