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[team_sociopath]

HOW TO BECOME A SUPERHERO
- THE THOMAS SHEPHERD TECHNIQUE -

1. Blow up your high school
2. Get arrested
3. Get transferred to morally questionable superjuvie
4. Get busted out by team of wannabe superheroes
5. Discover you look awesome in green
6. Stick around and flirt with the hot chick on the team

Comments

[team_sociopath]

Yup.

Would it help if I said it was an accident?

[adamantined]

That would depend on the accident.

[team_sociopath]

You'll have to speak to my attorneys about the details.

[adamantined]

Are your attorneys present with you here in the City?

[team_sociopath]

They are not. They kinda sucked, anyway.

[adamantined]

To be fair to them, getting you completely off the hook for blowing up your school would probably be difficult, even if it was an accident, which helping you is still dependent on.

[team_sociopath]

No one got killed. No one got hurt, 'cept a few bumps and bruises on the fattest, slowest teachers. I got dumped in a power-suppressor cell and didn't see anyone without a needle and a clipboard in their hand 'til the team busted me out.

Think my debt to society's paid.

[adamantined]

A power-suppressor cell? Is that as self-explanatory as it sounds?

[team_sociopath]

Pretty much.

[adamantined]

So what does one do in a place like that?

[team_sociopath]

Be pissed off. Wait on appeals. Hope the power goes out for even a second?