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[team_sociopath]

HOW TO BECOME A SUPERHERO
- THE THOMAS SHEPHERD TECHNIQUE -

1. Blow up your high school
2. Get arrested
3. Get transferred to morally questionable superjuvie
4. Get busted out by team of wannabe superheroes
5. Discover you look awesome in green
6. Stick around and flirt with the hot chick on the team

Comments

[team_sociopath]

I basically ignore it.

[inmyothertights]

I've noticed.

[team_sociopath]

You should try it some time.

[inmyothertights]

Eli.

Yelling.

[team_sociopath]

Eli angry. Hilarious. I mean, not as gratifying for you since you can't get him mad by flirting with Kate. But still hilarious.

[inmyothertights]

But then he makes me run laps.

[team_sociopath]

So?

[inmyothertights]

It's like him making you study for a test.

[team_sociopath]

Not possible, bro.

[inmyothertights]

Except he can make me run laps.

[team_sociopath]

What happened to that incomprehensible power to reshape reality to your whims, bro?

[inmyothertights]

Responsible use of powers.

[team_sociopath]

Avoiding Eli's wrath seems pretty responsible to me.

[inmyothertights]

Only for me!

[team_sociopath]

Yeah but what happens when you finally snap after Eli makes you run laps for the eighteen thousandth time and you go all supervillain?

[inmyothertights]

As my devoted twin I expect you to knock me out.

[team_sociopath]

Well no question there.