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[team_sociopath]

HOW TO BECOME A SUPERHERO
- THE THOMAS SHEPHERD TECHNIQUE -

1. Blow up your high school
2. Get arrested
3. Get transferred to morally questionable superjuvie
4. Get busted out by team of wannabe superheroes
5. Discover you look awesome in green
6. Stick around and flirt with the hot chick on the team

Comments

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

What about the whole saving the world thing?

[team_sociopath]

If you can't flirt at the same time you're saving the world, you probably don't have what it takes, dude.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

...That makes no sense whatsoever.

[team_sociopath]

How does that not make sense? You don't just save the world, you make it look easy.