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[team_sociopath]

So many things are not okay about the last few days.

So many.

I may never be dry again.

Comments

[inmyothertights]

You're not alone. Also I kind of hate nature.

[team_sociopath]

I'm totally fine with nature.

As long as it's on the other side of a window.

And I have climate control.

And preferably pizza.

[inmyothertights]

I think I got bitten by something.

[team_sociopath]

Piranhas?

[inmyothertights]

More insect, less b-horror movie.

[team_sociopath]

Mutant black widow spiders?

[inmyothertights]

Wrong superhero.

[team_sociopath]

Well you said less b-movie, I figured I'd go more realistic.

[inmyothertights]

It think it was a centipede, actually.

[team_sociopath]

Are those poisonous?

[inmyothertights]

How should I know? The closest to the wild kingdom I've gotten is the Bronx Zoo.

[team_sociopath]

Well if you're not dead yet you're probably fine.

[inmyothertights]

Until I discover it laid eggs in me.

[team_sociopath]

I will alert the proper authorities if you turn into a pod person.

[inmyothertights]

Who are the 'proper authorities?'

[team_sociopath]

...Come to think of it, we'd probably be expected to deal with pod people.

[inmyothertights]

Do you think pod-me would have access to my magic?

Because then you guys might have to be creative.

[team_sociopath]

Do I look like an authority on pod-people?

[inmyothertights]

This is all hypothetical since pod-me would probably have way more self-confidence than real-me and just turn the City into pod-people central in like three seconds.

[team_sociopath]

I think you're giving pod-you too much credit, but what do I know. Besides, could a pod-person survive a curse?

[inmyothertights]

....that's a good question.

[team_sociopath]

Teddy'd probably notice first, anyway.

[inmyothertights]

He could actually hold me down, too.

[team_sociopath]

Safe bet in an alien brawl.

[inmyothertights]

This is why he's the strong guy on this team.