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[team_sociopath]

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[ooc; for reference, previous phone post available here.]

Comments

[inmyothertights]

so i need to tell you something

[team_sociopath]

what?

[inmyothertights]

so the other day i think i may have accidentally co-opted a porno premise from you or something

[team_sociopath]

what does that even mean

[inmyothertights]

did you see this blonde woman named olivia on the network?

[team_sociopath]

no?

do i need to be scared of where this is going?

[inmyothertights]

she made me take her to my old's boss's lab, filled a tank with water, got mostly naked and got in.

[team_sociopath]

...

what the hell

[inmyothertights]

i've spent the few days wondering the same thing.

[team_sociopath]

i don't even know where to begin

why did she get naked? is that like normal for her?

[inmyothertights]

i helped her fill the tank and suddenly she was getting naked. she thought she could go home that way.

[team_sociopath]

that does sound like the start of some weird porn

[inmyothertights]

i would have called you but that seemed kind of sketchy if you had just shown up.

[team_sociopath]

yeah i bet the girl stripping in front of strangers so she could swim home in a fishtank is really easy to spook

[inmyothertights]

maybe she thought she could fight me off if she needed to or something.

[team_sociopath]

or maybe she likes you.

did she know you're not into chicks before she stripped?

[inmyothertights]

iiiii don't think so

no but she didn't exactly snap her fingers and get dressed when i told her

[team_sociopath]

ok just for the record: next time something like this happens, call me.

[inmyothertights]

yeah if some girl strips in front of me ever again you will be the first to know

[team_sociopath]

if i don't make a rule now it will probably become a regular thing for all i know

[inmyothertights]

now that you asked, it will never happen

[team_sociopath]

that's my disappointment, not yours

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[inmyothertights]

brb going into that weird other city thing

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[team_sociopath]

what?

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[inmyothertights]

to go get someone

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[team_sociopath]

i thought the city was like fixed now?

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[inmyothertights]

wrong city, not sand but like...that weird one that people got stuck in a while back for a few hours?

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[team_sociopath]

oh. ok.

need help?

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[inmyothertights]

nope.