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[inmyothertights]

dude

it's like a miracle on a stick

also a heart attack

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[team_sociopath]

pretty sure i could outrun the heart attack. uh. figuratively speaking

you know what i mean

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[inmyothertights]

that sounds like you're challenging yourself

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[team_sociopath]

nah i'm pretty sure.

but we can test it. with fried chocolate

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[inmyothertights]

def a plan

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[team_sociopath]

so this place kind of comes and goes between life-or-death crazy and mind numbing boring, huh?

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[inmyothertights]

p. much

i've got like too many hours of work left

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[team_sociopath]

are you going to make me get a job? someone told me there's like city allowance

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[inmyothertights]

i won't force responsibility on you

although you could deliver pizzas

30 seconds or your money back

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[team_sociopath]

thirty seconds is long enough to take the scenic route

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[inmyothertights]

perfect job for you

except the part where someone would trust you with unprotected foodstuffs

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[team_sociopath]

this is true. i would eat my wages

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[inmyothertights]

anyway between our welfare checks and my job we have more than enough money

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[team_sociopath]

then i can stick to a life of leisure for a while anyway