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[inmyothertights]

i am not being two people at bedcheck.

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[team_sociopath]

oh excuse me tommy's hiding behind the bookshelf, i'll get him for you

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[inmyothertights]

[A pillow sails from the other side of the room to smack you]

if you go you do not get caught.

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[team_sociopath]

[Caught. Mostly. Okay, maybe it kind of swung in his hand and smacked his face.]

like they *could* catch me.

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[inmyothertights]

okay good because my answer to the age old 'where's your twin' questions is

i am not my brothers keeper

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[team_sociopath]

yeah, you're just the one that gets both of us in trouble

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[inmyothertights]

look if the maids just knocked this wouldn't be an issue

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[team_sociopath]

do you not understand what cheap motels are for bro? or like. other people's houses?

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[inmyothertights]

oh right because that would have been better. cnn:

in other news william lensherr, fourth in line for the genoshan throne, caught in a cheap motel with a mysterious blond. mysterious blond is also male. scandalous pictures at 5

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[team_sociopath]

hey it's not my fault if you lack subtlety. maybe when you're older you'll understand

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[inmyothertights]

i'm only five and a half minutes younger than you are, yoda

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[team_sociopath]

clearly they are a very important five and a half minutes

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[inmyothertights]

okay look

i'm going to try and make the most of it and hold out that mom makes grandfather change his mind

meanwhile i told people we're from geneva. idk what language they speak in switzerland these days but try not to fuck it up

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[team_sociopath]

sure. whatever. just hope no one knows too much about you know world politics. or how to use the internet.

i'll play along