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[team_sociopath]

So in not-lame news, it's been almost a month and Godzilla hasn't destroyed our apartment or anything. I guess randomly burst into flames is a thing rabbits grow out of. You know, if they're the kind of rabbit who ever bursts into flames to begin with.



So even if he's not a super-rabbit, Godzilla's still pretty cool. And makes life slightly less mind-numbingly boring in between curses. Which is, actually, probably the lamest thing about this place-- there's nothing to do and nowhere to go, when nothing's happening.

Yep.

So, 'sup, City?



[ooc; YEEEEAAAAAH FOURTH WALL, hit him with all you got. Uh, doubles scare me a little but Tommy can probably handle it, and really... I guess anything goes! ALSO this post, like all my posts, is 5000% backdating friendly!]

Comments

[team_sociopath]

I think maybe I'd like your friends.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

You like destroying Tokyo to a melodious soundtrack of death metal?

[team_sociopath]

Well typically destroying cities is kinda against my job description, but I can't take an anti-blowing-things-up stance.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Which makes you what, Chaotic Good? I think maybe you'd like my friends, too.

[team_sociopath]

If you wanna put it that way, sure. Heavy on the chaotic.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

That's us, all right. Saving the world one dominion at a time, and usually leaving a pile of smoldering rubble in our wake while we're at it.

[team_sociopath]

Whoa, wait, do I know you? That sounds familiar.

Except with slightly less smoldering rubble. Billy's a nerd, he usually cleans up.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

...Ever been to Athens?

[team_sociopath]

Never had a reason. Though if I ever get outta here it'd be worth a trip. Anywhere would.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

As locales go, it's one of the more welcoming ones. Unlike Norseland. And fucking Amazonia.

[team_sociopath]

Fucking Amazonia? Sounds like an awesome vacation spot.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Do you have a Y chromosome?

[team_sociopath]

Do you really have to ask?

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Then Amazonia's not an awesome vacation spot.

[team_sociopath]

Not the sex-slave-craving kind of Amazonia, huh? Lame.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

...Actually, the queen did try to seduce one of my friends. He shot her down, though.

But other than that, it's more along the lines of the emasculate-and-physically-enslave variety of Amazonia, yeah.

[team_sociopath]

Then I won't have to feel bad about never getting a chance to go.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Stick to Athens. They're generally pretty cool, except to guys who wear pants.

[team_sociopath]

So you're saying I should go without pants. Pantsless, even.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

If you want to get any respect in Athens, yeah.

[team_sociopath]

Right. Making a mental note. Pants-free zone.