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[team_sociopath]

So in not-lame news, it's been almost a month and Godzilla hasn't destroyed our apartment or anything. I guess randomly burst into flames is a thing rabbits grow out of. You know, if they're the kind of rabbit who ever bursts into flames to begin with.



So even if he's not a super-rabbit, Godzilla's still pretty cool. And makes life slightly less mind-numbingly boring in between curses. Which is, actually, probably the lamest thing about this place-- there's nothing to do and nowhere to go, when nothing's happening.

Yep.

So, 'sup, City?



[ooc; YEEEEAAAAAH FOURTH WALL, hit him with all you got. Uh, doubles scare me a little but Tommy can probably handle it, and really... I guess anything goes! ALSO this post, like all my posts, is 5000% backdating friendly!]

Comments

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, this place just loves bringing me back every once in a while. I think they want me to make sure you haven't blown anything up yet. Have you, Tommy? I'll know if you're lying. Billy and Teddy will tell me.

[team_sociopath]

I haven't blown up anything important.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Nothing important to you, important to everybody else.

[team_sociopath]

I know my fifth amendment rights.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

I'm not the law. You have to answer anyway. I don't want to hear the screams before I realize that boredom for you is a bad idea.

[team_sociopath]

What's in it for me?

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Nothing of what you're currently thinking about.

[team_sociopath]

You suck at negotiation.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Don't be mad because I know how you think.

[team_sociopath]

Hey, you're the one swinging by to visit 'cause you missed me so much.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Who said I missed you?

[team_sociopath]

No one had to. I can tell.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Um... no.

[team_sociopath]

If you insist.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

How long has the City suffered with your complaining that you're bored on the Network?

[team_sociopath]

I usually do my whining in person, actually.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

As if people here didn't have it bad enough already.

[team_sociopath]

Hey, it could be worse.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

It could always be worse. That doesn't mean we want to make it worse.

[team_sociopath]

So take the opportunity to make things better.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Which would be what?

[team_sociopath]

Let me buy you a drink.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Fine. I'll take a drink.

[team_sociopath]

Got a favorite dive, or should I pick?

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Is the cafe still here?