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[team_sociopath]

So in not-lame news, it's been almost a month and Godzilla hasn't destroyed our apartment or anything. I guess randomly burst into flames is a thing rabbits grow out of. You know, if they're the kind of rabbit who ever bursts into flames to begin with.



So even if he's not a super-rabbit, Godzilla's still pretty cool. And makes life slightly less mind-numbingly boring in between curses. Which is, actually, probably the lamest thing about this place-- there's nothing to do and nowhere to go, when nothing's happening.

Yep.

So, 'sup, City?



[ooc; YEEEEAAAAAH FOURTH WALL, hit him with all you got. Uh, doubles scare me a little but Tommy can probably handle it, and really... I guess anything goes! ALSO this post, like all my posts, is 5000% backdating friendly!]

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[passingthrough]

With every fiber of my being.

[team_sociopath]

[GODZILLA, NOOOOOOOO. HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS.]

pardon my lateness please ;_;

[team_sociopath]

Any idea of why there are two of... meyouus?

[team_sociopath]

That is not usually something people announce proudly.

[team_sociopath]

Well.

We've got tonight, babe.

[Are these flirting words? Fighting words? Invitation to kick his ass words? Is there actually a difference, when it comes to Tommy? Hmn.]

[passingthrough]

[How about laughing words because she is laughing now.] You might be fast, but I don't think you could keep up with me.

[team_sociopath]

[Tommy is too cool to take offense, obviously.]

That sounds like a challenge.

[passingthrough]

[Obviously.]

That sounds like wishful thinking.

[team_sociopath]

Try me.

[passingthrough]

What would be in it for me?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm pretty unusual, but I mean, hey, at some point you just have to state fact. I once had 25 cats in my house.

We were fostering, like, they weren't all ours, but still.

[team_sociopath]

That definitely qualifies you for crazy-cat-ladyness.

[team_sociopath]

You mean besides the sorrow of defeat?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right? But hey, I make it work. I learned to do a solid impression of the Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons, early in high school, so I could whip that out if I needed to.

Came in very handy. I, uh, had to use it a lot.

[team_sociopath]

'Cause high school sucks.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not really arguing with you there. There was a group of pretty cool guys, though. It wasn't all bad. So long as I ignored a bunch of the girls. [mumble] Little stuck up Long Island, make-up obsessed . . .

[team_sociopath]

I quit.

[This is a nice way to put I blew it up. Or shook it down, more accurately.]

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

You quit because of the people or your GPA?

[looool]

[team_sociopath]

I'm not dumb. And I'm gonna go ahead and invoke my fifth amendment rights.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

And since you responded to the GPA option and plead the fifth (which, incidentally, doesn't exist in the City) on the people option, I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was the people. Where was your school located? The city?

Er, not the City, but like, Manhattan.

[passingthrough]

Yes, besides you being delusional.

[team_sociopath]

I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be tried under the laws of the nation in which a hypothetical crime might have been committed.

It was in Jersey.

[Was.]

[team_sociopath]

Your pick. I'm a gentleman.

[passingthrough]

Lucky me. [Amused.]

Too bad I'm fresh out of things I want from you.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

How long ago was this? In outside-City time?

Jersey, huh? Don't know that much about it, people-wise.