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[team_sociopath]

So in not-lame news, it's been almost a month and Godzilla hasn't destroyed our apartment or anything. I guess randomly burst into flames is a thing rabbits grow out of. You know, if they're the kind of rabbit who ever bursts into flames to begin with.



So even if he's not a super-rabbit, Godzilla's still pretty cool. And makes life slightly less mind-numbingly boring in between curses. Which is, actually, probably the lamest thing about this place-- there's nothing to do and nowhere to go, when nothing's happening.

Yep.

So, 'sup, City?



[ooc; YEEEEAAAAAH FOURTH WALL, hit him with all you got. Uh, doubles scare me a little but Tommy can probably handle it, and really... I guess anything goes! ALSO this post, like all my posts, is 5000% backdating friendly!]

Comments

[team_sociopath]

A rabbit who almost burned down a bookstore. For the record.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Which would be what?

[team_sociopath]

Do you really have to ask?

[team_sociopath]

Let me buy you a drink.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Did Billy name him?

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Then Amazonia's not an awesome vacation spot.

[team_sociopath]

He's not Billy's rabbit.

[team_sociopath]

Not the sex-slave-craving kind of Amazonia, huh? Lame.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

You named him Godzilla?

You really are twins.

[team_sociopath]

You can't prove that.

Who wouldn't love a giant radioactive lizard that stomps on cities for kicks?

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

...Actually, the queen did try to seduce one of my friends. He shot her down, though.

But other than that, it's more along the lines of the emasculate-and-physically-enslave variety of Amazonia, yeah.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

I can't prove you named him or I can't prove you're twins?

[team_sociopath]

Then I won't have to feel bad about never getting a chance to go.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Fine. I'll take a drink.

[team_sociopath]

We're twins.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Stick to Athens. They're generally pretty cool, except to guys who wear pants.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Then I can't prove you named the rabbit.

Until I ask Teddy.

[deadly_legacy]

...[Giggles] What a name to give such a cute bunny.

[team_sociopath]

So you're saying I should go without pants. Pantsless, even.

[team_sociopath]

It's because he's so awesome.

[team_sociopath]

No, the other thing. The rabbit was definitely me.

[In other words, he's here to make your life difficult.]

[team_sociopath]

Got a favorite dive, or should I pick?

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Is the cafe still here?

[team_sociopath]

Which? I think there's one with like, French maid uniforms.

Ugh, ONLY 5000%? Also, I totes have comment 100.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

That.

That is a very fluffy rabbit.




You're sure that he doesn't catch fire anymore?