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[team_sociopath]

So in not-lame news, it's been almost a month and Godzilla hasn't destroyed our apartment or anything. I guess randomly burst into flames is a thing rabbits grow out of. You know, if they're the kind of rabbit who ever bursts into flames to begin with.



So even if he's not a super-rabbit, Godzilla's still pretty cool. And makes life slightly less mind-numbingly boring in between curses. Which is, actually, probably the lamest thing about this place-- there's nothing to do and nowhere to go, when nothing's happening.

Yep.

So, 'sup, City?



[ooc; YEEEEAAAAAH FOURTH WALL, hit him with all you got. Uh, doubles scare me a little but Tommy can probably handle it, and really... I guess anything goes! ALSO this post, like all my posts, is 5000% backdating friendly!]

Comments

[team_sociopath]

I haven't blown up anything important.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

It's very fitting.

Well, I mean, he probably can't destroy cities anymore because he can't combust, but he's still awesome on a city destroying level.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Nothing important to you, important to everybody else.

[team_sociopath]

I know my fifth amendment rights.

[team_sociopath]

Appearances can be deceiving, that's all I'm gonna say.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Never forget it.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Spontaneously bursting into flame is the least of your problems. He'll still eat everything and poop everywhere if you're not careful.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

I'm not the law. You have to answer anyway. I don't want to hear the screams before I realize that boredom for you is a bad idea.

[team_sociopath]

Ah, I'll just ask Billy to bring home more depressing poetry for him.

[team_sociopath]

What's in it for me?

[team_sociopath]

Also, if it came to it, I'm pretty sure he could eat a whole city.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...

...Okay, I never want to see that. I'll take your word for it.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Nothing of what you're currently thinking about.

[team_sociopath]

You suck at negotiation.

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Great, and now I'm picturing Godzilla as an emo kid. He destroys Tokyo and then sulks back home to bitch about it in his Livejournal.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Don't be mad because I know how you think.

[deadly_legacy]

That's all right.

Godzilla is a cute name for him. The bunny I mean. Not Billy.

[team_sociopath]

Godzilla has way better taste than that. He destroys Tokyo then jets off, screaming along victoriously to death metal to find way cooler cities to stomp on, while emo kids sulk about it in their Livejournals.

[team_sociopath]

Good call.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

[I will be watching your bunny very closely just in case it decides to destroy a city.]

[team_sociopath]

Hey, you're the one swinging by to visit 'cause you missed me so much.

[team_sociopath]

Do you know who Godzilla is?

[razed-hell.livejournal.com]

Man, Godzilla sounds like a friend of mine.

[joiedeviolet.livejournal.com]

Who said I missed you?

[team_sociopath]

I think maybe I'd like your friends.